mine clearing

[dr.moe]

i kinda like both ideas. cause if you see some crazy wild dude nade a group of badguys, then chase\'m down and skillfully spear \'em with a fast acting, adrenaline powered, cruel, unusual, and deftly fastened bayonet, ur gonna wanna support that dude as he runs back to cover. thusly, ur aim may increase.

but, although that would be unspeakably awesome, that wouldn\'t help with the weapon sway.

if u are so intensely focused that u move ur mouse the the precise spot to plant a jacketed present through an enemy\'s dome, and the weapon sways, ur bayo-toting-nade-lobbing-wild-crazy-ass-no- regard-for-safety-of-himself-or-others-crazy-bastard friendly dude is toast. i know these things... because i made them up.

but anyway, that would be the reason to have the officer dilute the effect of weapon sway. biology on this side of the screen only goes so far.

and about the mines, that would be a highly effective deterrent to someone with an attention span of my caliber. after blowing up the first time, i would never maneuver through that patch of dangerous ground again. i would instead find myself a healthy knoll of deadly ground and attack like a one armed monkey man... with a garand in hand instead of a handful of vile, vile pheces.

if that made any sense to any of you, i congratulate u. i seem to have lost my train of thought again, which is rather disconcerting for two reasons. firstly: trains are really big, and losing something that size will have really big consequences. and two: without a train, even if i had somewhere to go, i have no way of getting there so the post would devolve into rambling insanity hitherto unkown to the people of this area code... or yours mebbe(if not, u may wanna move, man. \'cause theyre probably bug house nuts.)

in closing, ill leave u all with a phrase a great man once said while he was being interviewed on HBO about the premiere of his rockin awesome classic movie \'Death to Smoochie:\' \"... well you know what they say: \'once a philosopher, twice a pervert\'.\"

thats all i got.