Need Halloween help

[The_Punisher]

28. I am the one person that Ann Coulter is afraid to insult.
29. Gas\'s octane rating doubles when I merely glance at it.
30. The 12 string guitar was invented to mimic my ability to play both necks of a dual necked guitar at the same time.
31. I often correct the Prime Minister of Germany\'s grammar.
32. Topgun is really about my struggles to beat Eugene at the national spelling bee in first grade. Eugene was a professor at U/Penn


I\'m not too thrilled about 29.