The massive humor thread

[joeb]

Ok dudes, in this thread we\'ll all post funny links, It doesn\'t matter if it\'s old or so, as long as it\'s funny.

Here\'s one I found.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pizza.php

[MaSwIcK]

hahahah, that was great!

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/mcdona...nics.html?
Ghetto McDolands =)

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/scampi.html?
I\'ve seen things!!

[joeb]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/taters.php
po-ta-toes


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/winrg.php
windows, really good edition

[Sober]

world domination, anyone?

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1252537.html

[SoulSurfer]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/37/

Had to be posted again i might even get my old sig out

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/blockedme.php

Absolutly classic ^^

[joeb]

credits go to pythong for supplying this wonderfull vid.
http://www.sledgeblog.com/audio/awful_oh...herman.swf

[=D.C.L.I=Everest]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu=

:rofl:

[Big-Al]

Metal Fairy Tale

This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castleguarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights.

* POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

* THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

* HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.

* VIKING METAL
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

* DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

* BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

* GORE METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

* DOOM METAL
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That\'s the end of the sad story.

* PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess\' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the \'HEAVY METAL\' protagonist.

* GLAM METAL
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy\'s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess\' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.

* NU METAL
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

[Big-Al]

INDUSTRIAL METAL:

The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes
an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted
out of fairy tale land by security guards.

[Mengioto]

o:

lol Soulsurfer at she freaking blocked me
she fucking hates me muahaha, loved that song ^^