101 rules of black metal

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Big-Al Wrote:deicide is death metal. not black.

black metal badgers


lol, yeah, we had a talk lol.

Back in my days labeling was simple and I stick to it

Deicide is black metal not death cause black metal deals with satanism and with such lovely lyrics as \"open the door jehovah you whore\", \"kill the christian\", \"when satan rules his world\" and \" i wipe my ass on the book\" etc etc it IS black metal NOT death.

But hey, these days we have emo pop metal and soon we\'ll have hip hop shlager metal next to classical universal pop rock synth house.
\"ich haB das folkorenbrod gefressen *tadadadadadadada*\"

Death metal is about death and graves and shit (forgot the name)
Black metal has satanic lyrics (deicide etc)
Heavy metal has long hair and whining singers (metallica)
Hardcore metal is well brutish, violent and fast (All Out War)
Speed metal is just speedy (cannibal corpse - I think)
Industrial metal has synthesisers and industrial sounds in it (fear factory)


Oh and emo metal has good riffs with lyrics about long lost loves sung by a pubescent pimplefaced pigeon who thinks he\'s luciano motherfucking pavarotti.