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12-14-2005, 04:25 AM
hmmm, looks a lot like my daily excercise routine...
12-14-2005, 10:08 AM
haha i love the pizza man...ah so sick, yet so funny
funny thing is, the real thing doesn\'t sound much different
funny thing is, the real thing doesn\'t sound much different
12-14-2005, 11:34 AM
I actually haven\'t seen it yet. I was sorta \"at work\" at just threw the NSFW tag on there just in case.
12-14-2005, 07:35 PM
worth it Punisher!! I was drooling over the misteress\'s tits oh yeah!!!
lol, it was kinda funny
lol, it was kinda funny
12-14-2005, 09:02 PM
ROFL. Nice Although I must say that the tits of the mistress were somewhat off-putting, like not fitting into the picture. They weren\'t even that nice either.
12-15-2005, 01:05 AM
Real thing sounds the same? Man you must have some boring sex then.
For the record: I don\'t make noise, I\'m a ninja in bed. *Wooeha*
The pizzaman was funny, especially cause there is a pornsite where so-called pizzamen come to lusty and busty women\'s doors who didn\'t order a pizza but just happen to want a pizza and then discover that the pizzaman\'s penis is actually ON the pizza. Quite gross to see them go down on him with their chin in, most-likely, cold pizza. Not that warm pizza would be such more apetising.
The rest of the movie was about 8 minutes too long
For the record: I don\'t make noise, I\'m a ninja in bed. *Wooeha*
The pizzaman was funny, especially cause there is a pornsite where so-called pizzamen come to lusty and busty women\'s doors who didn\'t order a pizza but just happen to want a pizza and then discover that the pizzaman\'s penis is actually ON the pizza. Quite gross to see them go down on him with their chin in, most-likely, cold pizza. Not that warm pizza would be such more apetising.
The rest of the movie was about 8 minutes too long
12-15-2005, 02:39 AM
Del, with the real thing he meant real porn, not his sex life.
And I think every human isn\'t a loud vulgar retard in bed...
Unless they\'re posers or she is obviously faking it.
And I think every human isn\'t a loud vulgar retard in bed...
Unless they\'re posers or she is obviously faking it.
12-15-2005, 03:27 AM
The real thing is real sex, porn is as fake as you can get. anyhow, you might have a point.
HOWEVER, I heard on THE SEX INSPECTORS -another quality reality TV show- that someone who doesn\'t make sound is weird!!!
Tell me something new.
Much better then the guy some chick I knew knew who yelled \"Oh yeah baby yeah!\" (or something even worse, maybe his own name, can\'t remember) and had the clerck call them to ask if he could be a tad more quiet.
Yes ninja-style kicks ass.
HOWEVER, I heard on THE SEX INSPECTORS -another quality reality TV show- that someone who doesn\'t make sound is weird!!!
Tell me something new.
Much better then the guy some chick I knew knew who yelled \"Oh yeah baby yeah!\" (or something even worse, maybe his own name, can\'t remember) and had the clerck call them to ask if he could be a tad more quiet.
Yes ninja-style kicks ass.
12-15-2005, 06:22 AM
i like noise
first time i ever made love to a girl ever, it was during her period and i played morbid angel it was very romantic
first time i ever made love to a girl ever, it was during her period and i played morbid angel it was very romantic
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